On this week’s Last Men on Earth podcast, myself and my chiefly pickled sidekick dive into Emily Ratajkowski’s insistence that her perfect titties are a roadblock to success, start the ticking clock on Rob Kardashian’s upcoming girlish suicide, discuss how raising your child genderless makes you both a male and female asshole, consider Jay Z’s gentrification, wonder where Disney’s historical revisionism might end, and consider the fact that Bachelor in Paradise rape is the only crime where false accusations have zero consequences.