On this week’s Last Men on Earth podcast we not so intellectually explore the poor elementary school dance show that is now the NFL’s pre-game anthem, pretend that “reproductive coercion” is a real thing, forgive Melissa Joan Hart for being human because she’s a woman with breasts, examine the success story of exploited girl models, laugh halfheartedly at Richard Simmons tranny lawsuit, and generally wonder why the world is going to hell while nobody seems to care. That last one is a full time hobby.

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On this week’s Last Men on Earth podcast, we defend gauntly Jaime King in her defense of unhealthily skinny models, come up with the definitive definition of the vastly overused word, “rape”, discuss Ariel Winter’s turning out at twelve in defense of her mom, sort of get misty over the death of all the men’s magazines of the last century, call Tom Cruise gay with a bunch of euphemisms, and vote unanimously that casting a Korean dude to play a Japanese dude is even more racist than the original “whitewashing”. You won’t hear this shit on NPR.

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On this week’s Last Men on Earth podcast, we try to restrain our collective erections at the thought of a young Ruth Bader Ginsburg bio-pic, consider how Fashion Week is a dolled up version of clubbing baby seals to death, wonder what comes next for Sergio Dipp in career moves, lament how chick magazines only see Meghan Markle as the future Princess of England, not a fierce independent woman, discuss the gender pay gap while earning 118-cents on the female dollar, and consider the kind of porn Ted Cruz most likes to finish to. These are the stories that matter. North Korea isn’t really going to nuke us.

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On this week’s Last Men on Earth Podcast, we remind everybody that all your beloved entertainers of yesteryear are all now broke and renting rooms in Van Nuys, wonder how L’Oreal wandered into such bad tranny territory, consider the odds that we’re going to pay to see the all-girls Lord of the Flies remake, agree that women with unfortunate breasts should be able to sue for being photographed topless, allow for the Jenner girls to steal from Mexicans because it’s the natural order, and bemoan the drain circling fundamental right known as Free Speech. Goodbye, Free Speech. We had some good times, didn’t we?

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