Every now and then a sage will rise in the world to bring a heavy dose of much needed truth. Paulina Porizkova calling unwanted attention from men a sign that you’re hot is pretty much as close as we get. She may not be right, but in a world where MeToo is actually considered a courageous expression, she’s at least super refreshing.

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On this week’s Last Men on Earth podcast we explore Paulina’s oracle like thoughts, congratulate Anita Hill on her new purely symbolic Commission-hood, guess what kind of smack John Skipper liked most, Matt offers to adopted Keaton Jones, we re-offend Adrienne Lawrence because she’s pretty damn hot, kick Morgan Spurlock out of the tribe of men, and set out DVRs for that amazing new Amanda Knox gender bias TV show. It’s a lot to get to, which is why we drink during the show.

The best part about covering Hollywood insanity, irrationality, and hypocrisy for a living is the never ending supply of content. Maybe that’s like being a sportswriter. Always a new ballgame. In entertainment, there are always well-off idiots covering the self-interest and narcissism required to become a name with some junked up noble purpose. The pendulum swings dramatically in this town, from extreme to extreme with everybody pretending it’s normal. Thankfully so. What a bunch of yucks.

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On this week’s Last Men on Earth Podcast we delve into the obvious convenient ploy of Adriana Lima disavowing her life’s lingerie work, Bella Hadid tear jerking over Jerusalem, question why Sarah Silverman doesn’t understand her twattishness, wondered how old is too old to go punk rock on stage, realistically look at the Paz de la Huerta rape accusations gone South, question the lack of any kind of due process in sexual harassment firings, and wonder how we’d each be described in terms of jobs if we were arrested for being assholes on airplanes. Mostly we drink and eat pizza and this is what comes out.

If you live long enough, you will eventually see a chick singer named Timothy accuse her best friend and much hotter singer of a 72-hour bedroom breakdown dildo courtship against her will. That expression used to mean you’d live to see cars that fly and a cure for better period sex. Now, this is what you get.

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On this week’s Last Men on Earth podcast, Matt and I once again break down the legitimacy of the latest entertainment industry sex crimes claims, praise Angela Magana for wanting women to be beaten to the point of brain damage, wonder if it’s not a good idea to scrub everything we’ve ever said or written online if we ever want real jobs, consider our own picks for Time Person of the Year, and agree with Sheryl Sandberg that women largely have fucked themselves professionally by declaring sexual harassment allegations war on men. Though not upper middle class college educated white women on the coasts, who will continue to milk the shit out of the current pendulum swing.