And we’re back. Absence makes the heart grow fonder. Also, a great time to cheat on your significant other, feel guilty, and pretend to be fonder upon their return. Guilt is a wonderful human emotion, easily twice the power of affection.
On this week’s Last Men on Earth podcast we dive into Nicole Eggert claiming Chachi blasted her prior to her eighteenth birthday unwillingly, blame game the hell out of the Larry Nassar gymnast kids, battle over Jen Selter’s hot ass airline battle, lament James Franco being erased from magazine photos as the fate of all future men, label all the latter day Woody Allen movie actor regretters as hypocritical losers, and wonder why the hell no news outlet is willing to mention that Kim Kardashian bought a baby and doesn’t deserve kudos for having a stellar fake postpartum naked hot body. Ah, I missed this shit.