My suggestion to Matt was that the male version of a female porn star is a drug dealer. Male porn star isn’t the answer because they’re largely merely fortunate creatures with tremendously disturbing backstories. Drug dealer gives you a better understanding of how society perceives and values the female porn star. A necessary evil that you don’t want working the sidewalk in front of you home, but when you’re in need, you want to know you can reach them. Or at least this is how they used to be perceived, until one banged the President for $130,000. I still wouldn’t do it.

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On the latest Last Men on Earth podcast, we discuss the ins and outs of ATM film star Stormy Daniels and her sexual revelations, I wonder aloud why all the Parkland High School survivors are gay, we both wonder if NFL Cheerleader don’t get exactly the job they signed up for, Matt defends the Irish from all that Irish-hate out there, we surmise that the new female-only Rotten Tomatoes site, Cherry Picks, is a huge waste of time, and Matt disappoints me by announcing that Kevin Federline is not his hero for sucking Brittany Spears dry for his living. That was unexpected.

One of the very premises of The Last Men on Earth podcast is that men are an endangered species. There is tons of scientific documentation to this effect, beyond even our pronounced random ramblings on the subject. Not so much men as people, but masculinity as a defining gender differential. The results may please a certain, rather ardent, boy-hating percentage of the population with undue influence on schools and the media, but overall, sort of a really dangerous bit of systemic eugenics. We obviously make fun of it. You have to laugh on your way out of existence.

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On this week’s Last Men on Earth podcast we discuss said emasculation of the men of the American culture. transgendered suing Tinder for the right to swipe askance, the “salary parity” issue on The Crown, Hollywood’s latest moral me-too craze, the inclusion rider, how Katie Couric came to be hosting a panel on being Muslim in America, and me with my continued rant about the racial profiling done by the folks at Netflix’s One Day at a Time show. Take it in, take it all in, slowly.