As you may know, Brian attempted to ruin the taping of this program by spiraling our entire large and delicious combo pizza onto the floor of Rocco’s. Shabby behavior.
But we carried on, into bold discussions about why nobody is watching Rose McGowan’s broken woman show, wishing for even more tragic gay conversion movies, wondering why Hannah Simone gets to casually call everybody racists without a second thought, try to imagine a worse idea than opening Starbucks up to even more vagranty vagrants, Matt defends being a low brow eater, somebody questions us on crying during the Royal Wedding, and I call out gay actress appropriation in Hollywood because nobody else will. Seriously, this is like sex that lasts 90 minutes. Well, imagine that if you’re a woman, obviously that’s 87 minutes too long for a man.
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Admittedly, this show was largely therapy for Matt and I, who at one point delved into whether midget’s have larger than average penises, or average penises set against smaller than average body sizes. It is perplexing and something a prominent journal of medicine is never going to cover with due diligence.

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On this week’s show, we covered midget peen, Handmaid’s tale fantasy feminist dystopia, Kevin Hart being sextorted by his own friend, Stormy Daniels defrocked, Ashley Graham larger than life, Johnny Depp drunken sot (for which Matt apologizes), Amber Rose and Amanda Knox genius intellects, and DJ Khaled’s refusal to go down on a woman, which is haughty stuff from a fat man. It seems raunchy, but when we discuss it like adults, it’s incredibly raunchy.

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