I like to think of Matt and I as great detectives searching for real evidence in a worldwide case of fake news, bullshit, obfuscation, and misdirection. But, honestly, neither of us would pass a background check to be a detective in any known law enforcement office. Damn you pee tests and criminal background searches. Unlicensed muckrakers we remain.
On this week’s Last Men on Earth podcast we dive deeper into the Jussie Smollett alleged and quickly falling apart hate crime tale, wonder if Liam Neeson and others ought best keep their long ago sins to themselves, ponder where in the feminist org chart a titty-model like Emily Ratajkowski truly belongs, wonder it’s a good thing that gender identity changes for young people are now seen as massive accomplishments worthy of celebration and parties, consider how Amal Clooney might carry out her promise to get Jennifer Aniston laid after two years of barren bed times, de-lionize Fyre Festival folklore legend Andy King for merely being a hummer tramp, and end on a happy note, fighting the power that would eliminate the bar sport of dwarf tossing in the State of Washington. Somebody needs to go big for the little people.
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