When I used to play sports, people told me I ran like a girl. Little did I know that in the future boys like me would have a chance to dominate the Connecticut High School Girls Track finals. I identify as first place!
On this week’s Last Men on Earth Podcast, we delve into the transgendered female athletes increasingly dominating girls sports and the reason why that shit is about to pop, discuss Hollywood’s Green Book failed night at the Oscars, highlight the hypocrisy of the #TimesUp chairwoman who resigned to #BelieveHim in an upcoming sex assault case, the idiocy of the Robert Kraft tug job arrest and the linkage to sex trafficking, wonder aloud how Robin Roberts still has a job after crazy embarrassing journalism in her Jussie Smollett interview, and find R. Kelly yet again in trouble for peeing on little girls. Didn’t your mother teach you any manners?
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