You know how in every successive rap album Eminem spends half the record time apologizing for his last album being shitty and promises this one now is finally good — that’s our latest Last Men Podcast, except for the apologizing for the last one bullshit. That’s pretty pussy for 8-Mile.
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In our latest podcast glory, Matt and I discuss Jeffrey Epstein’s female lieutenants role in his serial teen girl boning boon, wonder how women got away with turning childbirth into something akin to Silver Star worthy combat duty, analyze the straight-to-Hollywood twinkmovies xxx antics of the latest gay former NFL player, then spend a shit ton of time not really figuring out what straight white males are supposed to do in an age where they are the cellar dwellers of the socio-political pecking order and complaining simply sounds bitchy. It’s a tough problem. We’re just the guys not to fix it.
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