LMOE #90 – Emmy Rossum Bikini Shamed

The Gender Pay Gap manifests itself in Wonder Woman, Harvard rescinds its acceptance of ten students due to racist memes, Carrie Fisher’s inevitable toxicology report, Man Bun Ken dolls, Elizabeth Banks thinks Steven Spielberg is sexist,…

LMOE #89 – Alison Brie Topless Subjugation

Lex gives Matt no time to prepare as the two dive face-first into Dennis Rodman’s frat boy North Korea diplomacy, Alison Brie’s horrifying forced partial-toplessness incident, Katy Perry’s needless 72-hour livestream, non-consenting cunnilingus during “Bachelor…

LMOE #88 – Rolling Stone Dies a PC Death

Lex and Matt are back to Rocco’s in Studio City after a week off as they tackle Kathy Griffin’s Trump stunt, a sportswriter fired for a tweet about the Japanese Indy 500 winner, Jamie Foxx’s…

LMOE #87 – Caitlyn Jenner Kills Caitlyn

As if mommy bloggers weren’t already the most annoying people on social media, one had to up the ante and give birth on Facebook Live. Lex and Matt head back to Rocco’s Tavern in Studio…

LMOE #85 – Ashley Graham Full Yam Show

Who does V Magazine think the target audience for Ashley Graham’s nude photos is? Lex and Matt dive deep into this and Rosie O’Donnell nakedly chasing her teen daughter around with a wine bottle, Mark…

LMOE #83 – Jenner’s Jettisoned Junk

Caitlin Jenner finally has “the surgery,” Abigail Breslin opens up on social media about date rape in lieu of the legal system, Melania Trump is legally not a prostitute, Clay Adler joins the ranks of…

LMOE #82 – Non-Denominational Egg Hunts?

Sound guy Brian somehow didn’t save last week’s amazing episode, but he’s back and sober enough to remember to hit “save” at the correct time as Lex and Matt discuss that outrage-inducing Pepsi ad with Kendall…

LMOE #81 – Russian Raccoon Rentals?

Lex and Matt descend upon Rocco’s Tavern in Studio City to hammer the week’s most pressing topics: Kesha losing in court again instead of making good music, Scott Disick’s sex addiction, how funny Chelsea Handler…

LMOE #80 – Pam! Right In the Assange

Lex and Matt discuss Justin Bieber being a dick to his fans like we all wish we could do, Snoop Dogg’s fake shooting of a fake Trump, Mama June’s hotness, the Texas masturbation protest bill,…

LMOE #79 – A Podcast Without a Woman

It’s the day of the Day Without a Woman protest, or strike, or walk-out, or whatever. Lex and Matt are back at Rocco’s Tavern to explore this, Beauty and the Bestiality, why Snapchat is worth…

LMOE #78 – PricewaterhouseBloopers

Never mind that Best Picture fuck-up at the Oscars, what’s with them bringing a three-strike felon on stage? Matt joins Lex and his gender-neutral child, Bobby, at Rocco’s Tavern in Studio City for a deep…

LMOE #77 – Playboy Remembers Their Roots

Are we supposed to pretend like that year-long stint of titless Playboy never happened?  Lex and Matt are joined by radio personality Jake Dill at Rocco’s Tavern to discuss this as well as Beyonce’s lack…

LMOE #76 – A Podcast Without a Woman

Women are mad as hell and they’re gonna…well, do nothing, someday… Lex and Matt are back at Rocco’s Tavern to make fun of this, as well as Lady Gaga’s fake body shaming, lame Super Bowl…

LMOE #75 – Don’t Fight With Crazy

Lex and Matt are back at Rocco’s Tavern to talk about Matt Barnes and Derek Fischer’s hate-fest, the British Medical Association claiming it’s discriminatory against trans and intersex people to say pregnancy is “a woman…

LMOE #74 – Homeschool Shooter!

Some mom in Utah will be doing time for doing high schoolers, Shia LeBeouf’s crazy performance art political protest something-or-other, Matt’s lesson to us all on the meaning of intersex, Malia Obama’s internship, an SNL…

LMOE #73 – Another All-Female Movie Remake?

Ocean’s Eight is the latest installment in the all-female cast movie remake trend, Holly Sonders becomes golf’s Anna Kournikova, Matt explains why the future is going to suck, Joss Whedon’s violent anti-Republican fantasies, possibly the pussiest…

LMOE #72 – Armpit Hair Female Empowerment?

  The guys return to chat about Joseph Fiennes landing his dream role of…Michael Jackson?  Then Lola Kirke attends the Golden Globes without shaving her armpits because girl power or something, Kristen Stewart being a…

LMOE #71 – Real Housewives of ISIS

Lex and Matt have finally suppressed their holiday hangovers are are back at Rocco’s Tavern to talk about Superfly Snuka being too crazy to stand trial for murder, Ray Jay selling out or cashing in…

LMOE #70 – Florida (ft. Pitbull)

Pitbull apparently had partnered with Florida’s tourism board, some women are convinced that not having kids constitutes environmental activism, and BuzzFeed holds an even “bigger” fashion show than Victoria’s Secret. Lex and Matt are back…

LMOE #69 – Sixty-Nine, Dudes!

  Lex and Matt are back to talk about Johnny Manziel’s career hurdles, Serena Williams’ demands for equality in tennis, online virginity sales and whether the seller or the buyer is creepier, Santa body shaming…

LMOE #68 – Female Empowerment Calendars (For Men?)

Another year, another Pirelli calendar that doesn’t seem geared toward its target audience. Then Lex and Matt look at Tom Cruise’s likeability and authenticity, Amber Heard talking about domestic abuse, Mariah Carey’s struggles with revenge, whether…

LMOE #67 – Post-Election Drama

Lex and Matt’s President-Elect Donald Trump hangovers have subsided long enough for them to talk about the protests, a christian blogger ending her marriage to come out as lesbian for Abby Wambach, Ashley Graham’s big,…

LMOE #66 – The Light Beer Pay Gap?

Lex and Matt are back at Rocco’s Tavern in Studio City to discuss Bud Light pulling their gender equality commercials in favor of more NFL ads, Ashley Graham’s fat glorification, the sexist and/or gay nature…

LMOE #64 – Man Rules

Number 1, as Donald “Donnie” Trump Jr. says, don’t say anything, or you’ll be labeled a “hater.” Number 2, as Leo DiCaprio has demonstrated, you just can’t be a rich playboy and a good social…

LMOE #62 – Kiefer Sutherland Walks Into a Bar

Special guest Retep of I Can’t Believe This Shit Podcast (@ICBTS_Podcast) drops by as Lex and Matt talk about makeup oppression, Arnold Schwarzenegger and his bastard son, and Kiefer Sutherland’s functional alcoholism in our new…

LMOE #61 – Hot Chicks in Hijabs

We had to take a week off as our sound guy suffered a broken forearm in an incident he claims is curtain-related, but Lex Jurgen and Matt Ralston are back to talk about Hillary Clinton…

LMOE #60 – Hot For 4th Grade Teacher

Some people have a problem with a beautifully curvy woman teaching a class of fourth graders even if she doesn’t show a lot of skin. Then there’s the questions of Donald Trump’s medical history and…

LMOE #59 – Gretchen’s Millions

Former Fox News leggy talking head Gretchen Carlson snatches a $20 million settlement over Roger Ailes’ sexual harassment, Megan Rapinoe takes a knee during the national anthem before nobody watches her soccer game, Melissa Click…

LMOE 58 – Weiner’s Wife Walks!

Apparently sexting other people wasn’t enough to get Huma Abedin to separate from her husband, Anthony Weiner (aka Carlos Danger), but sexting with their four-year-old son in the background crossed a line. Then Chris Brown…

LMOE #57 – We called it!

Lex and Matt bask in the glory of successfully predicting Ryan Lochte’s fabricated Brazil Rambo situation and Amber Heard walking away with $7 million for mere extortion. Then Kurt Metzger deals with a comedy pal’s…

LMOE #56 – Chick Flick Reparations

The female version of Ocean’s Eleven had to be cut down to Ocean’s Eight, Cindy Crawford’s young daughter is getting in to modeling, Malia Obama smokes weed, Martin Shkreli diagnoses Hillary Clinton’s mental health problems…

LMOE #55 – Suicide Squad Safe Spaces

Suicide Squad fans want Rotten Tomatoes shut down for their poor review of the movie they’ve been anticipating, Caitlyn Jenner’s TV show gets canceled due to poor ratings, Suge Knight tried to kill poor Eminem,…

LMOE #54 – The Internet vs. Sarah Silverman

Lex and Matt kick back at the lush Rocco’s Tavern to discuss Sarah Silverman’s Anonymous Twitter hijacking, some crazy “independent” British family who depends on your crowdfunding help, Tobias Strebel as he pertains to plastic…

LMOE #53 – Gay Sulu

Lex and Matt discuss Ashley Graham’s weight loss angles, a water polo girl’s touching story, Kobe Bryant’s family financial advice, DNC leaked emails, Brandy suing her label for slavery, what Kim Kardashian charges per hour,…

LMOE #52 – An open podcast to Jennifer Aniston

Lex and Matt discuss Jennifer Aniston’s open letter to pregnancy rumor starters, the honor killing of Pakistani Kim K, Peeping Playboy Playmate Dani Mathers (after an uncomfortably long and detailed discussion on Hef’s penis), broke-ass…

LMOE #50 – First Abortion Free!

In the wake of a monumental SCOTUS decision, Chelsea Handler talks about getting two abortions in one year when she was a teenager. Kanye West releases a bizarre music video, and Black Twitter thinks Justin Timberlake…

LMOE #49 – No, Canada!

Lex and Matt are back to talk aboot Canada’s new gender-neutral national anthem, the girl who nailed 31 Oakland cops, Michael Jackson’s vast porn collection, the possibility of a blood and/or sexual relationship between Khloe…

LMOE #48 – Back from our break!

After taking some time off, Lex and Matt are back to talk about that illegal immigrant valedictorian, a big fat victory for London people, celebrities making the Orlando attack about themselves, the sex-based double-standard regarding sex-based…

LMOE #47 – Dead Vegans on Mount Everest

Some vegans died descending Mount Everest, surprising some people for some reason. The University of Georgia pays Ludacris $65,000 and magnum condoms to perform at their spring football game, mandatory sex consent apps on college…

LMOE #45 – The $15,000 Dildo

Yes, Gwyenth Paltrow is selling her gold-plated dildo, and it can be yours for the ridiculous price of just fifteen thousand dollars! Lex Jurgen and Matt Ralston plunge deep into this, as well as Ozzy…

LMOE #44 – Caitlyn Jenner Nude in S.I.

  If you’re still reading this after seeing the title, thank you. This week, Lex Jurgen and Matt Ralston discuss Rumer Willis being bullied, Emma Watson’s recycled plastic fashion and U.N. credentials, pitcher Carlos Martinez’s…

LMOE #43 – Ted Cruz with boobs

Is Azealia Banks right about Beyonce using black stereotypes to sell records to white people, even if she’s just a black stereotype herself? Is Blac Chyna’s purple Lamborghini gift from Rob Kardashian just proof of…

LMOE #41 – Bye, Kobe.

The Lakers celebrate Kobe’s retirement as they win the final game of the worst season in their history, Johnny Manziel and Lamar Odom seem to just want to drink themselves to death, Erykah Badu thinks…

LMOE #40 – In which Matt ponders his dress size

Jennifer Lawrence says something about body image issues, Azealia Banks says something about Sarah Palin on Twitter, Jennifer Lopez says “produce my new single” to Dr. Luke, and Matt mentions a new fashion trend called…

LMOE #39 – White People Need Not Apply

No April fools here, just Lex and Matt talking about a Broadway production that put out a casting call preferring non-whites, Lamar Odom drinking again, the ethical implications of extorting money from the Kardashian family, an…

LMOE #38 – Hogan’s Millions

Lex and Matt are back to discuss Hulk Hogan’s sex tape payout, Kesha’s lamentations of “slavery,” NFL baby daddy records, tennis pay equality, Ellen DeGeneres, HBO and a terminally ill comedian named Quincy Jones, and…

LMOE #37 – Son of a Star!

Lex and Matt discuss Madonna’s meltdown over missing her son, Adam LaRoche’s retirement from the Chicago White Sox because they wouldn’t allow his son in the clubhouse all season long, and Charlie Sheen’s seven-figure child…

LMOE #36 – Bearded Lady Bits

Who in the hell would hire a bearded woman as a model? What’s the latest with Charlie Sheen, Brett Rossi, and HIV? And is any black actress truly “black enough?” Lex and Matt are back from a…

LMOE #35 – GRAMMYs So Black

It seems every award show is just piling on the blackness ever since the Oscar nominees were announced, but that unfortunately means we have to talk about Kanye West more. Lex and Matt are back…

LMOE #34 – #ClooneySoWhite

Peyton Manning says “this Bud’s for me,” after winning Super Bowl 50, after Beyonce shouts out to #BlackLivesMatter and the Black Panthers at the Halftime Show (does anyone still even watch that?). Lex and Matt…

LMOE #33 – Kanye Reacts™ to Assplay Allegations

Who knew Kanye’s ultimate weakness was assplay? Is high school wrestling the gayest sport ever invented? And is #SAGawardsSoBlack just a lazy, pandering repsonse to #OscarsSoWhite, or an actual victory for acceptance? Lex and Matt…

LMOE #31 – Go Fund Yourself

Why can’t male teenage film bloggers make sexually suggestive jokes involving Amy Schumer when such jokes are basically her entire act? Is a memoir just a pretentious way of saying “autobiography,” and should we require…

LMOE #29 – Ten in a Cage

How can The Edge (from U2) claim to be an environmentalist while building five mansions in Malibu? Has Wu-Tang Clan’s $2 million album stunt reached its perfect conclusion with Martin “Pharma Bro” Shkreli buying it? And…

LMOE #27 – ISIS or Tebow?

Lex and Matt finished nursing their Thanksgiving hangovers just in time to discuss some important topics, like the 43rd Pirelli Calendar getting all serious and sophisticated, Kobe Bryant’s poetry, Sinead O’Connor’s fake Facebook suicide, Bernie…

LMOE #25 – The Big Gay Quiz!

Jeff Richards is our special guest this week as he and Matt Ralston try to pass Lex Jurgen’s Big Gay Quiz! They also discuss the recent spat between Vivica A. Fox and 50 Cent, and…

LMOE #24 – You’re hot. Shut up.

Is publicly quitting Instagram any different than desperately seeking attention on Instagram in the first place? Is there any easy way to handle transsexual high schoolers’ rights regarding locker rooms? And are there any possible Halloween…

LMOE #22 – Loose Lips Sink Pimps!?

How in the hell does Taylor Swift keep selling out stadiums and making truckloads of money? Is Amy Schumer a funny comedian, funny for a woman, or just another joke thief? And should Denis Hof…

LMOE #21 – Larger Ladies Love Animals

Can the gender pay equality movement find a better spokeswoman than top Hollywood actress Jennifer Lawrence? Is Taylor Swift right to be upset with her boyfriend Calvin Harris for getting a Thai massage, or is…

LMOE #20 – Sluts, Selfies, and Shooters

Should Gerod Roth have been fired for his friends’ racist comments on his work selfie? Is it anyone’s business what Will Smith does for his kids’ hopes and dreams? Is Demi Lovato’s nude photoshoot for…

LMOE #18 – Full Frontal Breastfeeder Shaming

Was Ahmed Mohamed unfairly targeted for his homemade clock, or was he just screwing with his Texas school and the media? Can celebrities ever just screw up without blaming a previously-undiagnosed condition? Will black actors ever stop…

LMOE #17 – Frequent Flyer Cereal Boxes

  Lex and Matt are back after a week off, and today they’re joined by special guest and comedian Pete Giovine!   Should journalists straight up ask people like Tom Hardy if they’re gay? Was…

LMOE #16 – VMAs, STDs & WWE

Were this year’s VMAs the worst ever, or is it just teen culture in general that’s awful? Is there a bias against women with fat asses, or is it just Nicki Minaj? We also discuss…

LMOE #15 – Hot For Teacher

It’s tough being a football fan what with all the raping and the beating on the part of the players. Plus now there’s not even the comfort of your Ashley Madison account or grown man surgically…

LMOE #13 – Let It Bleed

Pedophiles run Hollywood, luckily Ben Affleck found a fully grown nanny. Trump leads a clown race, Kylie Jenner ruins birthdays forever while Kiran Ghandi ruins marathons, leading Lex to run away with a dolphin.

LMOE #9 – Just Two Good Ol Boys

It’s a wacky, mixed-up world. Jason Pierre-Paul gets sidelined by a firework while George Takei does an end zone dance, De’Andre Jordan goes full Mayweather, Dukes of Hazard is cancelled while ESPN does art porn. At…

LMOE # 7 – N-Bombs, Suicide & Underage Tits

Obama deploys the N-Bomb, Belgians kill themselves and Miley Cyrus ruins life for all men. Matt argues against sports but in favor of an IQ-based age of consent, Lex wishes Caitlyn Jenner a happy Father’s Day…

LMOE #6 – Lisa Lampanelli

Miley’s gender fluidity is as believeable as Hillary’s Spotify playlist, Amy Schumer starts a waiter-based charity foundation and Lisa Lampanelli tells Lex & Matt she’s pissed Louis CK never masturbated in front of her. This episode sponsored by ThePornDude.com!