In this week’s Last Man on Earth episode, we explore Chris Harrison’s $50 million dismissal from The Bachelor for improperly being a racial reactionary, put ourselves in the shoes of 1970’s University of Michigan linemen being fondled quite openly by the team doctor, explore the bowels of TikTok stardom, and objectively reviewed the Logan Paul, Floyd Mayweather fight for the shallow bit of circus nonsense designed for idiots that it was. Objectively speaking. … Continue readingLMOE #172: Hollywood Pays Big Woke Bills
This is the one where we discuss why billionaires like Jeff Bezos and Bill Gates can’t figure out until it’s too late they can have hot young trophy wives, Matt explains why baseball player Drew Robinson’s failed suicide was hardly heroic, we delve into Hollywood pretending to discover not a single member of the Golden Globes is black, and we wonder why women follow the likes of Chrissy Teigen for working mom and parenting advice. … Continue readingLMOE #171: Bill Gates, Pussy Magnate
I’m not going to sugar coat this, we took a year off to hide under our couches with our various gendered fully-legal sex workers and came back and screwed up the audio recording on our very first try. I think it may be the long-term impact of Covid, even though neither of us had Covid. That’s how sinister the China virus is. … Continue readingLMOE #170: The Sickly Covid Tapes
On this week’s episode, we dive into our own personal pandemic stories, I force Matt to take a test “NBA Social Justice Slogan or Top Selling Rap Album Name”, we project the fate of noted pedo-pimp Ghislaine Maxwell, we wonder where NFL team name changes may end up after full slippery sloping, dive into the fecal details of the Depp and Heard melee, and end on a happy note praising Sports Illustrated for putting a dude who wanted to be a woman in a bikini onto their Swimsuit edition, finally. Banana Hammocks for all my friends! … Continue readingLMOE #169 – COVID, Heard Dumps, and NBA SJW
On this week’s Last Men on Earth podcast, we dive into the hard landing of Kobe Bryant who Matt wished dead on tape two years ago, though he gets bonus points for calling Amber Heard a liar two years ago on wife abuse charges, we explore Harvey Weinstein’s micro-penis, tell you the truth about Meghan Markle’s master plan, wonder if two Latina (Latinx!) moms pole dancing at the Super Bowel really constitutes female empowerment, and expose the woke narcissism that is Joaquin Phoenix. … Continue readingLMOE #168 – Amber Heard Lied, Kobe Died
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On this week’s Last Men on Earth podcast, Matt and I explore the crotch-level depths of Congresswoman Katie Hill’s fall from disgrace, including that Germanic Iron Cross on her pubes. … Continue readingLMOE #165 – Making a Mountain out of Katie Hill
It’s less often that Matt and I have the chance to sit down and really talk out our feelings. Like who’s a fucking moron, who deserves to be felled by a tetanus-ridden cleaver, and who is so hot you’d do it with her even if she had visible scabies rashes. It’s a real bearing of the souls. … Continue readingLMOE #164 – Greta Thunberg Scold-a-thon
You know how in every successive rap album Eminem spends half the record time apologizing for his last album being shitty and promises this one now is finally good — that’s our latest Last Men Podcast, except for the apologizing for the last one bullshit. That’s pretty pussy for 8-Mile. … Continue readingLMOE #163 – Gay Balls, Straight Oppression, and The Miracle of Childbirth