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This week’s show introduced the Morrissey Challenge to the more recent insane number of sexual harassment claims coming out of L.A. and D.C. That is, as Morrissey implied, were these ladies victims of real threats or merely disappointed in how their deals with the devil turned out. I expect this Challenge to catch on, in truly politically incorrect circles. So not very far or wide.

On this week’s Last Men on Earth podcast we delved into the more recent he-almost-touched-me claims including Natalie Portman’s soul robbing private jet story, wondered how much further before Lena Dunham hits rock bottom with a globular thud, questioned why nobody in the media calls sex rehab a massive farce, cried over Charlie Rose’s bare office dick, mocked Playboy’s decision to get big and floppy with their models, and then Matt got another chance to call Amber Heard a scheming whore. We also counted Johnny Depp’s Native American bracelets.

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Not only did we score with hotties actress Alex Rose Wiesel and TV news host Mary Kate Gaffney joining us on the show this week, we took the opportunity to score numerous alleged offenses of many Hollywood #MeToo ladies. This may be the most honest review of ass-finger and shrimp-masturbation tales out there. Who else would dare to touch such a subject? Maybe for good reason.

On this week’s Last Men on Earth podcast we delved deep into the numerous alleged sexual harassment offenses of women in Hollywood, the H.W. teenaged Cop-a-Feeling, wonder how Kim Kardashian free passes her way into a baby shower with no fetus around, wonder who the first idiot chick will be to upload her nudes and sex photos to Facebook, and Matt tells some stories of male woe and misandry that will bring a tear to your man-power eye.

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I’d like to pretend we didn’t get stood up by Miss Southern California America, but we did. Which leads to the important question, does it hurt worse to be stood up by a homely lass or by a woman who can spin a baton while giving the sole straight judge an old man chubby? That’s the kind of wisdom that has to be earned.

On this week’s Last Men on Earth Podcast, we broke new ground on the Rose McGowan as classic heroine argument, supportTaylor Swift against charges of pop Naziism followed by supporting Larry David’s concentration camp humor, draw straws to see who shall speak at Lamar Odom’s funeral, and wonder who will be left in Hollywood in a couple weeks to make any movies or TV shows now that the train cars are being filled with the accused. I guess that’s a Nazi reference too. We’re probably headed for the Southern Poverty Law Center blacklist.

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Whenever we invite female guests on the show, we take odds as to whether or not they’ll show. Or worse, peek into our recording session at Rocco’s and run. It’s high school all over again. For Matt at least. This week we invited Amanda Lauren and Ali Levine on the show. They’re big in the fashion and beauty space. Imagine fashionistas watching hockey skills trials and the reverse speaks to our compatibility. Nevertheless, like Zuckerberg and now Chelsea Handler, we are determined our listening tour include the America we never knew.

On this week’s Last Men on Earth podcast we wondered whether or not Hollywood was much cooler but three weeks ago before the “outings”, consider the martyrdom stats of Megan Fox, cheer on Lindsey Vonn for tub masturbation and athletic bravado, do about the same for Leo DiCaprio, consider whether Andy Dick face licking constitutes assault or just annoying gay male behavior, and blame stage moms for half of all pederastic assaults in Hollywood. We get shit done on this show.

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It’s a good time to be an attractive Indian actress in Hollywood. First, all the gross old Weinsteins are inherently scared of your educated accent and conservative values. Second, the town is looking for hot talented girls with shades beyond pale. Despite her advantages, actress and spiritual Indian woman Préity Üupala agreed to be on our show to give a different perspective on life in the Hollywood bubble. Naturally, we guys quickly steered the conversation into tantric sex where we wondered what kind of man would be down for 24 hours of foreplay and an “internal” ejaculation. Other than Sting.

On this week’s Last Men on Earth podcast, after discussing Tantra with Préity Üupala, we delved into Kit Harrington’s sexism by six-pack claims, the power of the gay mafia in Hollywood enabling pederasty, wonder who the Playboy tranny Playmate is meant for, feel bad for Sean Penn for being fucked by Kate Del Castillo, figuratively and literally, question for what accused crimes you would still support a family member, and wonder how the hell the President of ESPN keeps his job. That’s at least half a dozen topics you’ll never read about in the trades.

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When you book a guest named Mario ‘Scar’ Ponce from the Watchable show, ‘Cholos Try‘, you ought but might not expect the dude to walk in with one wicked fucking scar across his eye. And not the kind of scar you get from playground roughhousing as a kid. The kind you get from a laceration in a violent altercation. I’m scared of Cholos as is. Matt wet himself. But it made for an incredibly insightful look at popular culture from Scar and his girlfriend, Irene, who live in L.A., but are nothing like the L.A. people you hear from in most of our stories. It’s easy to forget that the crow flies distance from Rodeo Drive to the dangerous heart of South Central is about eight miles.

On this week’s Last Men on Earth podcast the white guys and the Mexican-Americans delved into the Harvey Weinstein sexual harassment scandal, the Colin Kaepernick anthem bullshit, Pink skipping sex with her husband for a year, discuss Mayim Bialik’s suggestion that actresses acting less slutty might make them less of targets, and generally carry on a debate as to when it’s too soon to make jokes about events where people were killed or hurt. That’s a doozy.

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On this week’s Last Men on Earth Podcast, with special guest, life and dating coach Jerod Zavistoski, we broke into song and dance on Weinstein’s exploits, Amber Rose’s desperate desire to be both slutty and not slut shamed, Brie Larson calling out the TSA for thinking she’s pretty, discuss Jemele Hill’s teflon don status at ESPN, disagree on Cam Newton’s reaction to women knowing football, and then Matt and Jerod argue a shit ton about Trump, which is a sport far more popular than soccer in the U.S.

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On this week’s Last Men on Earth Podcast, with special guest, Bravo TV’s hot mom, Beth Bowen, we discuss Jennifer Garner’s attempt to be a regular old gal, ask Beth to specifically identify what’s left for women to gender complain about, hook into numerous theories about lady teachers banging their high school students, condemn all of NCCA college sports, wonder why the entertainment industry gives Polanski a pass on his mounting child rapes, give Dan Bilzerian a letter grade on his Vegas massacre behavior, and dig into the dude who soiled little kids’ flutes at the local public schools.

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On this week’s Last Men on Earth podcast we not so intellectually explore the poor elementary school dance show that is now the NFL’s pre-game anthem, pretend that “reproductive coercion” is a real thing, forgive Melissa Joan Hart for being human because she’s a woman with breasts, examine the success story of exploited girl models, laugh halfheartedly at Richard Simmons tranny lawsuit, and generally wonder why the world is going to hell while nobody seems to care. That last one is a full time hobby.

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On this week’s Last Men on Earth podcast, we defend gauntly Jaime King in her defense of unhealthily skinny models, come up with the definitive definition of the vastly overused word, “rape”, discuss Ariel Winter’s turning out at twelve in defense of her mom, sort of get misty over the death of all the men’s magazines of the last century, call Tom Cruise gay with a bunch of euphemisms, and vote unanimously that casting a Korean dude to play a Japanese dude is even more racist than the original “whitewashing”. You won’t hear this shit on NPR.

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