On this week’s Last Men on Earth podcast, Matt and I and special guest Jessica Winther explore various depths of human depravity including ESPN’s self-immolating slave auction, Cindy Crawford auctioning her white kids, reports that porn is killing erections in young men, Taylor Swift’s sexual assault and or ass pat trial, Christina El Moussa’s spousal support demands, and how badly trannies are in vogue these days, even Chelsea Manning who looks a bit like a twisted elf. Just the good stuff.
On this week’s Last Men on Earth podcast, with special guest comedian, Jessica Winther, we curse a Stalinist Google diversity and inclusion veep, ponder if Usher will be the first person to ever die from herpes, think about Sophie Turner’s breasts while she says something, poke holes in topless model Chloe Ayling’s dark web sex kidnapping saga, titter at Sinead O’Connor’s latest installment of misery, and declare Serena Williams’ beta male Reddit founding baby daddy to be the world’s biggest pussy. Even beta males are ashamed to have him.
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On this week’s Last Men on Earth Podcast, we wonder aloud how women get a free pass on blatant sexism, track down Lady Gaga hiding behind her rape culture GOJF card, insist dead Ronnie James Dio be left to rot in peace, wonder if Lil Duval death to trannies comments is really outside the majority thinking, Matt works himself into a lather over Debbie Wasserman-Schultz’s hair product, and we both agree we like George Clooney more than men should. It’s a truly shitty bit of fake journalism on our part. Think of us as HuffPo, but with the ability to smile and less eczema rashes.
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On this week’s Last Men on Earth podcast, we dig into Usher’s herpes and wonder if there ought be a rate card for STD transmissions, concur that ESPN is a sinking shit-pit of Disney leveraged politics, wonder why rich white people on the coasts want their boys to be girls so badly, consider MTV’s gender neutral VMA’s, consider Amber Rose’s many talents outside of being naked, and delve into why white guys can’t make shows about black slavery. The answers will haunt you.
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On this week’s Last Men on Earth podcast we imagine how shitty the R. Kelly Sex Cult will look on your future job applications, consider how far Disney can bend over for multiculturalists, wind down the Mattress Girl story with zero lessons learned, discuss the cynical cloying nature of the ESPYs, support Ariel Winter like a DD-cup bra, and bust Jimmy Kimmel for being a pussy right in front of Caitlyn Jenner. Fuck if we don’t hit every single important bit of news.
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On this week’s Last Men on Earth podcast, myself and my chiefly pickled sidekick dive into Emily Ratajkowski’s insistence that her perfect titties are a roadblock to success, start the ticking clock on Rob Kardashian’s upcoming girlish suicide, discuss how raising your child genderless makes you both a male and female asshole, consider Jay Z’s gentrification, wonder where Disney’s historical revisionism might end, and consider the fact that Bachelor in Paradise rape is the only crime where false accusations have zero consequences.
On this week’s Last Men on Earth podcast, we answer Shonda Rimes question as to why nobody took her seriously when she was super fat, crush the religion that is Serena Williams idolatry, defecate on the Fearless Girl championship rings, Matt tries to but fails to apologize to Amber Heard, examine why Jessica Biel can’t stage a proper struggling working mom photo, and determine that nobody wants to host an end of Ramadan dinner for a bunch of dudes who haven’t had sex in a month. All the news that’s fit to print.
The Gender Pay Gap manifests itself in Wonder Woman, Harvard rescinds its acceptance of ten students due to racist memes, Carrie Fisher’s inevitable toxicology report, Man Bun Ken dolls, Elizabeth Banks thinks Steven Spielberg is sexist, Emily Rossum shares the latest “bikini shaming” horror story, and Bill Cosby’s hung…jury
Lex gives Matt no time to prepare as the two dive face-first into Dennis Rodman’s frat boy North Korea diplomacy, Alison Brie’s horrifying forced partial-toplessness incident, Katy Perry’s needless 72-hour livestream, non-consenting cunnilingus during “Bachelor in Paradise”, and another Amber Rose Slut Walk for some reason (okay, it’s attention whoring).