On this week’s Last Men on Earth Podcast, we remind everybody that all your beloved entertainers of yesteryear are all now broke and renting rooms in Van Nuys, wonder how L’Oreal wandered into such bad tranny territory, consider the odds that we’re going to pay to see the all-girls Lord of the Flies remake, agree that women with unfortunate breasts should be able to sue for being photographed topless, allow for the Jenner girls to steal from Mexicans because it’s the natural order, and bemoan the drain circling fundamental right known as Free Speech. Goodbye, Free Speech. We had some good times, didn’t we?
On this week’s Last Men on Earth podcast, Matt and I deep semi-sober dive into the Colin Kaepernick media hyped controversy, wonder when Mansplaining shaming will ensure men never talk again, assume humanity is at a low point based on commonly available evidence, consider Farrah Abraham’s livestream vagina rejuvenation as not even a top ten worthy disturbing moment in social media history, call out Whole Foods shoppers for being grocery cuckolds, and come to the conclusion that Burning Man was never authenticate enough to corrupt. All the important stuff.
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On this week’s Last Men on Earth podcast, we attempted to delve into the ESPN lunacy around Asian Robert Lee, all laughed and laughed at Joss Whedon’s narcissism, agreed that Mark Wahlberg was better at beating up immigrants in his Boston neighborhood than acting, kind of made a case for R. Kelly’s rampant raping proves race isn’t a big issue, lambasted Aly Raisman for waiting years too late to bitch about pedos in her sport, and briefly covered Tiger Woods cock and Lindsey Vonn vagina. This was clearly our raunchiest episode ever. It’s not a substitute for quality, though it should be.
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On this week’s Last Men on Earth podcast, Matt and I and special guest Jessica Winther explore various depths of human depravity including ESPN’s self-immolating slave auction, Cindy Crawford auctioning her white kids, reports that porn is killing erections in young men, Taylor Swift’s sexual assault and or ass pat trial, Christina El Moussa’s spousal support demands, and how badly trannies are in vogue these days, even Chelsea Manning who looks a bit like a twisted elf. Just the good stuff.
On this week’s Last Men on Earth podcast, with special guest comedian, Jessica Winther, we curse a Stalinist Google diversity and inclusion veep, ponder if Usher will be the first person to ever die from herpes, think about Sophie Turner’s breasts while she says something, poke holes in topless model Chloe Ayling’s dark web sex kidnapping saga, titter at Sinead O’Connor’s latest installment of misery, and declare Serena Williams’ beta male Reddit founding baby daddy to be the world’s biggest pussy. Even beta males are ashamed to have him.
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On this week’s Last Men on Earth Podcast, we wonder aloud how women get a free pass on blatant sexism, track down Lady Gaga hiding behind her rape culture GOJF card, insist dead Ronnie James Dio be left to rot in peace, wonder if Lil Duval death to trannies comments is really outside the majority thinking, Matt works himself into a lather over Debbie Wasserman-Schultz’s hair product, and we both agree we like George Clooney more than men should. It’s a truly shitty bit of fake journalism on our part. Think of us as HuffPo, but with the ability to smile and less eczema rashes.
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On this week’s Last Men on Earth podcast, we dig into Usher’s herpes and wonder if there ought be a rate card for STD transmissions, concur that ESPN is a sinking shit-pit of Disney leveraged politics, wonder why rich white people on the coasts want their boys to be girls so badly, consider MTV’s gender neutral VMA’s, consider Amber Rose’s many talents outside of being naked, and delve into why white guys can’t make shows about black slavery. The answers will haunt you.
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On this week’s Last Men on Earth podcast we imagine how shitty the R. Kelly Sex Cult will look on your future job applications, consider how far Disney can bend over for multiculturalists, wind down the Mattress Girl story with zero lessons learned, discuss the cynical cloying nature of the ESPYs, support Ariel Winter like a DD-cup bra, and bust Jimmy Kimmel for being a pussy right in front of Caitlyn Jenner. Fuck if we don’t hit every single important bit of news.
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On this week’s Last Men on Earth podcast, myself and my chiefly pickled sidekick dive into Emily Ratajkowski’s insistence that her perfect titties are a roadblock to success, start the ticking clock on Rob Kardashian’s upcoming girlish suicide, discuss how raising your child genderless makes you both a male and female asshole, consider Jay Z’s gentrification, wonder where Disney’s historical revisionism might end, and consider the fact that Bachelor in Paradise rape is the only crime where false accusations have zero consequences.
On this week’s Last Men on Earth podcast, we answer Shonda Rimes question as to why nobody took her seriously when she was super fat, crush the religion that is Serena Williams idolatry, defecate on the Fearless Girl championship rings, Matt tries to but fails to apologize to Amber Heard, examine why Jessica Biel can’t stage a proper struggling working mom photo, and determine that nobody wants to host an end of Ramadan dinner for a bunch of dudes who haven’t had sex in a month. All the news that’s fit to print.