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On this week’s Last Men on Earth Podcast, with special guest, Bravo TV’s hot mom, Beth Bowen, we discuss Jennifer Garner’s attempt to be a regular old gal, ask Beth to specifically identify what’s left for women to gender complain about, hook into numerous theories about lady teachers banging their high school students, condemn all of NCCA college sports, wonder why the entertainment industry gives Polanski a pass on his mounting child rapes, give Dan Bilzerian a letter grade on his Vegas massacre behavior, and dig into the dude who soiled little kids’ flutes at the local public schools.

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On this week’s Last Men on Earth podcast we not so intellectually explore the poor elementary school dance show that is now the NFL’s pre-game anthem, pretend that “reproductive coercion” is a real thing, forgive Melissa Joan Hart for being human because she’s a woman with breasts, examine the success story of exploited girl models, laugh halfheartedly at Richard Simmons tranny lawsuit, and generally wonder why the world is going to hell while nobody seems to care. That last one is a full time hobby.

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On this week’s Last Men on Earth podcast, we defend gauntly Jaime King in her defense of unhealthily skinny models, come up with the definitive definition of the vastly overused word, “rape”, discuss Ariel Winter’s turning out at twelve in defense of her mom, sort of get misty over the death of all the men’s magazines of the last century, call Tom Cruise gay with a bunch of euphemisms, and vote unanimously that casting a Korean dude to play a Japanese dude is even more racist than the original “whitewashing”. You won’t hear this shit on NPR.

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On this week’s Last Men on Earth podcast, we try to restrain our collective erections at the thought of a young Ruth Bader Ginsburg bio-pic, consider how Fashion Week is a dolled up version of clubbing baby seals to death, wonder what comes next for Sergio Dipp in career moves, lament how chick magazines only see Meghan Markle as the future Princess of England, not a fierce independent woman, discuss the gender pay gap while earning 118-cents on the female dollar, and consider the kind of porn Ted Cruz most likes to finish to. These are the stories that matter. North Korea isn’t really going to nuke us.

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On this week’s Last Men on Earth Podcast, we remind everybody that all your beloved entertainers of yesteryear are all now broke and renting rooms in Van Nuys, wonder how L’Oreal wandered into such bad tranny territory, consider the odds that we’re going to pay to see the all-girls Lord of the Flies remake, agree that women with unfortunate breasts should be able to sue for being photographed topless, allow for the Jenner girls to steal from Mexicans because it’s the natural order, and bemoan the drain circling fundamental right known as Free Speech. Goodbye, Free Speech. We had some good times, didn’t we?

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On this week’s Last Men on Earth podcast, Matt and I deep semi-sober dive into the Colin Kaepernick media hyped controversy, wonder when Mansplaining shaming will ensure men never talk again, assume humanity is at a low point based on commonly available evidence, consider Farrah Abraham’s livestream vagina rejuvenation as not even a top ten worthy disturbing moment in social media history, call out Whole Foods shoppers for being grocery cuckolds, and come to the conclusion that Burning Man was never authenticate enough to corrupt. All the important stuff.

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On this week’s Last Men on Earth podcast, we attempted to delve into the ESPN lunacy around Asian Robert Lee, all laughed and laughed at Joss Whedon’s narcissism, agreed that Mark Wahlberg was better at beating up immigrants in his Boston neighborhood than acting, kind of made a case for R. Kelly’s rampant raping proves race isn’t a big issue, lambasted Aly Raisman for waiting years too late to bitch about pedos in her sport, and briefly covered Tiger Woods cock and Lindsey Vonn vagina. This was clearly our raunchiest episode ever. It’s not a substitute for quality, though it should be.

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On this week’s Last Men on Earth podcast, Matt and I and special guest Jessica Winther explore various depths of human depravity including ESPN’s self-immolating slave auction, Cindy Crawford auctioning her white kids, reports that porn is killing erections in young men, Taylor Swift’s sexual assault and or ass pat trial, Christina El Moussa’s spousal support demands, and how badly trannies are in vogue these days, even Chelsea Manning who looks a bit like a twisted elf. Just the good stuff.

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On this week’s Last Men on Earth podcast, with special guest comedian, Jessica Winther, we curse a Stalinist Google diversity and inclusion veep, ponder if Usher will be the first person to ever die from herpes, think about Sophie Turner’s breasts while she says something, poke holes in topless model Chloe Ayling’s dark web sex kidnapping saga, titter at Sinead O’Connor’s latest installment of misery, and declare Serena Williams’ beta male Reddit founding baby daddy to be the world’s biggest pussy. Even beta males are ashamed to have him.

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On this week’s Last Men on Earth Podcast, we wonder aloud how women get a free pass on blatant sexism, track down Lady Gaga hiding behind her rape culture GOJF card, insist dead Ronnie James Dio be left to rot in peace, wonder if Lil Duval death to trannies comments is really outside the majority thinking, Matt works himself into a lather over Debbie Wasserman-Schultz’s hair product, and we both agree we like George Clooney more than men should. It’s a truly shitty bit of fake journalism on our part. Think of us as HuffPo, but with the ability to smile and less eczema rashes.

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