On this week’s Last Men on Earth podcast, we dig into Usher’s herpes and wonder if there ought be a rate card for STD transmissions, concur that ESPN is a sinking shit-pit of Disney leveraged politics, wonder why rich white people on the coasts want their boys to be girls so badly, consider MTV’s gender neutral VMA’s, consider Amber Rose’s many talents outside of being naked, and delve into why white guys can’t make shows about black slavery. The answers will haunt you.

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On this week’s Last Men on Earth podcast we imagine how shitty the R. Kelly Sex Cult will look on your future job applications, consider how far Disney can bend over for multiculturalists, wind down the Mattress Girl story with zero lessons learned, discuss the cynical cloying nature of the ESPYs, support Ariel Winter like a DD-cup bra, and bust Jimmy Kimmel for being a pussy right in front of Caitlyn Jenner. Fuck if we don’t hit every single important bit of news.

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On this week’s Last Men on Earth podcast, myself and my chiefly pickled sidekick dive into Emily Ratajkowski’s insistence that her perfect titties are a roadblock to success, start the ticking clock on Rob Kardashian’s upcoming girlish suicide, discuss how raising your child genderless makes you both a male and female asshole, consider Jay Z’s gentrification, wonder where Disney’s historical revisionism might end, and consider the fact that Bachelor in Paradise rape is the only crime where false accusations have zero consequences.

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On this week’s Last Men on Earth podcast, we answer Shonda Rimes question as to why nobody took her seriously when she was super fat, crush the religion that is Serena Williams idolatry, defecate on the Fearless Girl championship rings, Matt tries to but fails to apologize to Amber Heard, examine why Jessica Biel can’t stage a proper struggling working mom photo, and determine that nobody wants to host an end of Ramadan dinner for a bunch of dudes who haven’t had sex in a month. All the news that’s fit to print.

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The Gender Pay Gap manifests itself in Wonder Woman, Harvard rescinds its acceptance of ten students due to racist memes, Carrie Fisher’s inevitable toxicology report, Man Bun Ken dolls, Elizabeth Banks thinks Steven Spielberg is sexist, Emily Rossum shares the latest “bikini shaming” horror story, and Bill Cosby’s hung…jury

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Lex gives Matt no time to prepare as the two dive face-first into Dennis Rodman’s frat boy North Korea diplomacy, Alison Brie’s horrifying forced partial-toplessness incident, Katy Perry’s needless 72-hour livestream, non-consenting cunnilingus during “Bachelor in Paradise”, and another Amber Rose Slut Walk for some reason (okay, it’s attention whoring).

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Lex and Matt are back to Rocco’s in Studio City after a week off as they tackle Kathy Griffin’s Trump stunt, a sportswriter fired for a tweet about the Japanese Indy 500 winner, Jamie Foxx’s high school sex life, Tiger Woods’s fade, Rolling Stone calling the Manchester Ariana Grande bombing “misogynistic,” how Wonder Woman became an idol among Hollywood women, and Ashley Graham’s big, fat segment on Steve Harvey’s show before the Fire Marshall shuts us down

As if mommy bloggers weren’t already the most annoying people on social media, one had to up the ante and give birth on Facebook Live. Lex and Matt head back to Rocco’s Tavern in Studio City to probe this subject, plus the sudden unpopularity of the name Caitlyn (thanks, Jenner…), Gabourey Sidibe’s precious double-shaming allegation, female airplane cup pissings, and Steve Harvey’s unexplainable success. Plus, Matt explains the problems inherent in a sports league where everyone’s having sex with one another (okay…the WNBA), and Lex talks with his gender fluid child about why his panties are in a bunch this week.

Can a Florida man prove his innocence by whipping out his cock? If nobody cares about your public breastfeeding, are you really a hero? And did you hear about that shark attack on a porn star?  Lex Jurgen and Matt Ralston have a rousing discussion on these topics as well as Emma Watson’s MTV Awards speech, Robert DiNiro ranting about Trump, the crazy shit that goes on at Diddy’s house, and George Michael’s last boyfriend.

Who does V Magazine think the target audience for Ashley Graham’s nude photos is? Lex and Matt dive deep into this and Rosie O’Donnell nakedly chasing her teen daughter around with a wine bottle, Mark Zuckerberg’s “listening tour,” selling murderers’ cars, Fox News sexual harassment house-cleaning, the dumbass models blindly promoting the disastrous FyreFest, and Lonzo Ball’s dad milking him for all he’s worth.