The Gender Pay Gap manifests itself in Wonder Woman, Harvard rescinds its acceptance of ten students due to racist memes, Carrie Fisher’s inevitable toxicology report, Man Bun Ken dolls, Elizabeth Banks thinks Steven Spielberg is sexist, Emily Rossum shares the latest “bikini shaming” horror story, and Bill Cosby’s hung…jury
Lex gives Matt no time to prepare as the two dive face-first into Dennis Rodman’s frat boy North Korea diplomacy, Alison Brie’s horrifying forced partial-toplessness incident, Katy Perry’s needless 72-hour livestream, non-consenting cunnilingus during “Bachelor in Paradise”, and another Amber Rose Slut Walk for some reason (okay, it’s attention whoring).
Lex and Matt are back to Rocco’s in Studio City after a week off as they tackle Kathy Griffin’s Trump stunt, a sportswriter fired for a tweet about the Japanese Indy 500 winner, Jamie Foxx’s high school sex life, Tiger Woods’s fade, Rolling Stone calling the Manchester Ariana Grande bombing “misogynistic,” how Wonder Woman became an idol among Hollywood women, and Ashley Graham’s big, fat segment on Steve Harvey’s show before the Fire Marshall shuts us down
As if mommy bloggers weren’t already the most annoying people on social media, one had to up the ante and give birth on Facebook Live. Lex and Matt head back to Rocco’s Tavern in Studio City to probe this subject, plus the sudden unpopularity of the name Caitlyn (thanks, Jenner…), Gabourey Sidibe’s precious double-shaming allegation, female airplane cup pissings, and Steve Harvey’s unexplainable success. Plus, Matt explains the problems inherent in a sports league where everyone’s having sex with one another (okay…the WNBA), and Lex talks with his gender fluid child about why his panties are in a bunch this week.
Can a Florida man prove his innocence by whipping out his cock? If nobody cares about your public breastfeeding, are you really a hero? And did you hear about that shark attack on a porn star? Lex Jurgen and Matt Ralston have a rousing discussion on these topics as well as Emma Watson’s MTV Awards speech, Robert DiNiro ranting about Trump, the crazy shit that goes on at Diddy’s house, and George Michael’s last boyfriend.
Who does V Magazine think the target audience for Ashley Graham’s nude photos is? Lex and Matt dive deep into this and Rosie O’Donnell nakedly chasing her teen daughter around with a wine bottle, Mark Zuckerberg’s “listening tour,” selling murderers’ cars, Fox News sexual harassment house-cleaning, the dumbass models blindly promoting the disastrous FyreFest, and Lonzo Ball’s dad milking him for all he’s worth.
Fat Tess Holliday fat shames her fat Uber driver, Emmanuel Macron married the teacher who raped him and nobody cares, Brie Larson is full of shit, Abigail Breslin keeps talking about rape without evidence, Serena Williams does some weird baby stuff, Caitlyn Jenner’s resemblance to Sound Guy Brian’s pizza, and Facebook Live murders and social media’s implications about society at large. As always, recorded live at Rocco’s Tavern in Studio City.
Caitlin Jenner finally has “the surgery,” Abigail Breslin opens up on social media about date rape in lieu of the legal system, Melania Trump is legally not a prostitute, Clay Adler joins the ranks of now-dead ex-MTV reality show stars, Matt explains overrated people and things in his new segment, Lex’s panties are in a bunch about David Schwimmer, and of course, United Airlines out-does Pepsi.
Sound guy Brian somehow didn’t save last week’s amazing episode, but he’s back and sober enough to remember to hit “save” at the correct time as Lex and Matt discuss that outrage-inducing Pepsi ad with Kendall Jenner, Lena Dunham losing weight and therefore selling out, why David Spade gets so much tail, Rupert Sanders claiming his artistic inspiration came from nailing Kristen Stewart and wrecking his marriage, how Pam Anderson and Julian Assange are definitely still fucking, Brits dropping “Easter” from the name of their egg hunt, and that Funny Or Die video about why men should pay for pap smears or some damn thing.
Lex and Matt descend upon Rocco’s Tavern in Studio City to hammer the week’s most pressing topics: Kesha losing in court again instead of making good music, Scott Disick’s sex addiction, how funny Chelsea Handler is, the marital and ethical strains caused by your wife fucking a middle schooler, a women-only table read of “Juno,” Alejandra Campoverdi’s Maxim photos and fake Streisand Effect attention bait, and…yeah, people are actually paying to rent raccoons in Russia.