Rue from the Hunger Games claims Kylie Jenner appropriates black culture, Lex & Matt claim the Duggar family appropriate cult culture, Donald Trump claims Mexicans appropriate our women & belongings, and Serena Williams appropriates masculinity while Caitlyn Jenner appropriates the Arthur Ashe courage award.
It’s a wacky, mixed-up world. Jason Pierre-Paul gets sidelined by a firework while George Takei does an end zone dance, De’Andre Jordan goes full Mayweather, Dukes of Hazard is cancelled while ESPN does art porn. At least Ben Affleck is free to get his freak on now, released from the bonds of marriage. Sail on, Holden.
Will Larry Nance Jr. forgive Kobe Bryant? Will Paris Hilton forgive her Egyptian pranksters? Who gives a fuck, at least Donald Trump is still entertaining.
Obama deploys the N-Bomb, Belgians kill themselves and Miley Cyrus ruins life for all men. Matt argues against sports but in favor of an IQ-based age of consent, Lex wishes Caitlyn Jenner a happy Father’s Day while leering at his underage daughter.
Miley’s gender fluidity is as believeable as Hillary’s Spotify playlist, Amy Schumer starts a waiter-based charity foundation and Lisa Lampanelli tells Lex & Matt she’s pissed Louis CK never masturbated in front of her. This episode sponsored by ThePornDude.com!
In a world that needs heroes, can’t Dr. Drew keep his mouth shut? Now all we have are the creepy Hatch Kids. Meanwhile Miley Cyrus is suddenly gay, but luckily sexism has always been fine.
Caitlyn Jenner descends from heaven, Sylvester Stallone pimps his teen daughter, and Louis CK might be tugging his little comic in front of others.
Everyone in FIFA gets arrested, the Duggars protect their molest-y son Josh, model Nicole Trunfio breastfeeds on the cover of Elle, and a DJ in Denmark beats a rabbit to death on the air to make a point about something.
Women vs. Hollywood, Mad Max vs. feminism, plus-size models vs. their own clothes, NYPD vs. men over 40 and Kylie Jenner vs. high school.