On this week’s Last Men on Earth podcast we imagine how shitty the R. Kelly Sex Cult will look on your future job applications, consider how far Disney can bend over for multiculturalists, wind down the Mattress Girl story with zero lessons learned, discuss the cynical cloying nature of the ESPYs, support Ariel Winter like a DD-cup bra, and bust Jimmy Kimmel for being a pussy right in front of Caitlyn Jenner. Fuck if we don’t hit every single important bit of news.

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