As you may know, Brian attempted to ruin the taping of this program by spiraling our entire large and delicious combo pizza onto the floor of Rocco’s. Shabby behavior.
But we carried on, into bold discussions about why nobody is watching Rose McGowan’s broken woman show, wishing for even more tragic gay conversion movies, wondering why Hannah Simone gets to casually call everybody racists without a second thought, try to imagine a worse idea than opening Starbucks up to even more vagranty vagrants, Matt defends being a low brow eater, somebody questions us on crying during the Royal Wedding, and I call out gay actress appropriation in Hollywood because nobody else will. Seriously, this is like sex that lasts 90 minutes. Well, imagine that if you’re a woman, obviously that’s 87 minutes too long for a man.
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People in the 60’s always talk about the socially turbulent times. Imagine if they had social media back then to accelerate the spread of calls to action based on limited or intentionally obfuscated facts. That’s 2018. On the upside, far fewer people stapling rally leaflets to telephone poles. It’s all speed of hashtag bullshit pushed from cellphone to cellphone, lighting up the desire to be noble among generations of people who eschewed real service to community and country many years ago.

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On this week’s Last Men on Earth podcast, we dive into predicting the timeline for Rose McGowan’s murder-suicide spree, wonder if chicks getting naked in men’s magazines truly is empowering for women, ask ourselves how long we would’ve kept working for a fat dude who made us stick needles into his dick, confirm that Africa is a shithole minus the massively advanced nation made-up for the MCU and Black Panther, I debunk the gender pay gap with use of The Rock’s abs, we lament that sophomore who walked out on Princeton to confirm the end of the use for college, and then there’s a whole bunch of badly outdated gay jokes I make at Matt’s expense. Standard episode, only the best one ever!

I’d like to pretend we didn’t get stood up by Miss Southern California America, but we did. Which leads to the important question, does it hurt worse to be stood up by a homely lass or by a woman who can spin a baton while giving the sole straight judge an old man chubby? That’s the kind of wisdom that has to be earned.

On this week’s Last Men on Earth Podcast, we broke new ground on the Rose McGowan as classic heroine argument, supportTaylor Swift against charges of pop Naziism followed by supporting Larry David’s concentration camp humor, draw straws to see who shall speak at Lamar Odom’s funeral, and wonder who will be left in Hollywood in a couple weeks to make any movies or TV shows now that the train cars are being filled with the accused. I guess that’s a Nazi reference too. We’re probably headed for the Southern Poverty Law Center blacklist.

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