Admittedly, this show was largely therapy for Matt and I, who at one point delved into whether midget’s have larger than average penises, or average penises set against smaller than average body sizes. It is perplexing and something a prominent journal of medicine is never going to cover with due diligence.

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On this week’s show, we covered midget peen, Handmaid’s tale fantasy feminist dystopia, Kevin Hart being sextorted by his own friend, Stormy Daniels defrocked, Ashley Graham larger than life, Johnny Depp drunken sot (for which Matt apologizes), Amber Rose and Amanda Knox genius intellects, and DJ Khaled’s refusal to go down on a woman, which is haughty stuff from a fat man. It seems raunchy, but when we discuss it like adults, it’s incredibly raunchy.

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My suggestion to Matt was that the male version of a female porn star is a drug dealer. Male porn star isn’t the answer because they’re largely merely fortunate creatures with tremendously disturbing backstories. Drug dealer gives you a better understanding of how society perceives and values the female porn star. A necessary evil that you don’t want working the sidewalk in front of you home, but when you’re in need, you want to know you can reach them. Or at least this is how they used to be perceived, until one banged the President for $130,000. I still wouldn’t do it.

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On the latest Last Men on Earth podcast, we discuss the ins and outs of ATM film star Stormy Daniels and her sexual revelations, I wonder aloud why all the Parkland High School survivors are gay, we both wonder if NFL Cheerleader don’t get exactly the job they signed up for, Matt defends the Irish from all that Irish-hate out there, we surmise that the new female-only Rotten Tomatoes site, Cherry Picks, is a huge waste of time, and Matt disappoints me by announcing that Kevin Federline is not his hero for sucking Brittany Spears dry for his living. That was unexpected.