LMOE #146 – SMILF GILF and Merry Fucking Christmas

Before we get to our predictions for the coming year, Matt and I rounded out 2018 by dealing with some of the more profound issues facing our world. Dicks in thongs, Pete Davidson’s cries for help that ought remain unanswered, feminists in Hollywood being equally as horrible a fat gross male predators in Hollywood, and some sinister shit Taylor Swift pulled off to endanger the privacy of every living person on this planet. Also, there’s a moment when I cry on behalf of Ukrainian preteens who are no longer being shuttled off to Paris to be sexually exploited by men named Guy because the Jenners have taken all the modeling gigs in the world. This may be our motion emotionally arousing episode ever. It’s our longest. I can’t believe this shit is free.

Speaking of, as a gift to us for Christmas, don’t forget to pay your buck a month and become a patron/benefactor/dirty john of the show. It not only pays for our beer each week, it allows us to purchase beers for the tween Syrian refugees who help run the show.

See you all in 2019!

LMOE #109 – Taylor Swift Nazi Anthem Queen?

I’d like to pretend we didn’t get stood up by Miss Southern California America, but we did. Which leads to the important question, does it hurt worse to be stood up by a homely lass or by a woman who can spin a baton while giving the sole straight judge an old man chubby? That’s the kind of wisdom that has to be earned.

On this week’s Last Men on Earth Podcast, we broke new ground on the Rose McGowan as classic heroine argument, supportTaylor Swift against charges of pop Naziism followed by supporting Larry David’s concentration camp humor, draw straws to see who shall speak at Lamar Odom’s funeral, and wonder who will be left in Hollywood in a couple weeks to make any movies or TV shows now that the train cars are being filled with the accused. I guess that’s a Nazi reference too. We’re probably headed for the Southern Poverty Law Center blacklist.

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LMOE #97 – Cindy Crawford Turns Out Her Daughter

On this week’s Last Men on Earth podcast, Matt and I and special guest Jessica Winther explore various depths of human depravity including ESPN’s self-immolating slave auction, Cindy Crawford auctioning her white kids, reports that porn is killing erections in young men, Taylor Swift’s sexual assault and or ass pat trial, Christina El Moussa’s spousal support demands, and how badly trannies are in vogue these days, even Chelsea Manning who looks a bit like a twisted elf. Just the good stuff.

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