If you live long enough, you will eventually see a chick singer named Timothy accuse her best friend and much hotter singer of a 72-hour bedroom breakdown dildo courtship against her will. That expression used to mean you’d live to see cars that fly and a cure for better period sex. Now, this is what you get.

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On this week’s Last Men on Earth podcast, Matt and I once again break down the legitimacy of the latest entertainment industry sex crimes claims, praise Angela Magana for wanting women to be beaten to the point of brain damage, wonder if it’s not a good idea to scrub everything we’ve ever said or written online if we ever want real jobs, consider our own picks for Time Person of the Year, and agree with Sheryl Sandberg that women largely have fucked themselves professionally by declaring sexual harassment allegations war on men. Though not upper middle class college educated white women on the coasts, who will continue to milk the shit out of the current pendulum swing.