Ocean’s Eight is the latest installment in the all-female cast movie remake trend, Holly Sonders becomes golf’s Anna Kournikova, Matt explains why the future is going to suck, Joss Whedon’s violent anti-Republican fantasies, possibly the pussiest GoFundMe campaign yet, and then a cheerful discussion about Microsoft’s anti-porn employees and their psychological trauma after watching tons of bestiality and torture videos. Just another Thursday at Rocco’s Tavern with Lex, Matt, and Brian’s colorful drink selection.