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LMOE #174: Extremely Blurred Lines

On our latest and greatest Last Men on Earth podcast, we dive into the Emily Ratajkowski Blurred Lines assault allegations, because her breasts are perfect and that always warrants attention, talk about the sexual coercion stories out of the women’s soccer league we didn’t even know existed, get into Cooper Hefner sinking his dad’s Playboy empire with virtue-signaling stunts, wonder why “prostitution” was renamed “sex trafficking” by the police and media after 1,000 years, and decide whether there’s any nobility to NBA vaccine holdouts like Andrew Wiggins and Kyrie Irving. … Continue readingLMOE #174: Extremely Blurred Lines

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LMOE #173: Megan Rapinoe in a Babydoll, Now We Have Your Attention

We reunited to discuss Victoria’s Secret firing the Angels and going with butch soccer star and activist Megan Rapinoe in their lingerie campaigns, Chrissy Teigen going full Blue Velvet on unwitting sad people on Twitter, LeBron James being AWOL on the Covid Vaccine, and Matt and I decide who our favorite dude competing as a woman in the 2021 Olympics will be. It’s a wonderful time to be alive. A less wonderful time to be dead. As always. … Continue readingLMOE #173: Megan Rapinoe in a Babydoll, Now We Have Your Attention

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LMOE #172: Hollywood Pays Big Woke Bills

In this week’s Last Man on Earth episode, we explore Chris Harrison’s $50 million dismissal from The Bachelor for improperly being a racial reactionary, put ourselves in the shoes of 1970’s University of Michigan linemen being fondled quite openly by the team doctor, explore the bowels of TikTok stardom, and objectively reviewed the Logan Paul, Floyd Mayweather fight for the shallow bit of circus nonsense designed for idiots that it was. Objectively speaking. … Continue readingLMOE #172: Hollywood Pays Big Woke Bills

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LMOE #171: Bill Gates, Pussy Magnate

This is the one where we discuss why billionaires like Jeff Bezos and Bill Gates can’t figure out until it’s too late they can have hot young trophy wives, Matt explains why baseball player Drew Robinson’s failed suicide was hardly heroic, we delve into Hollywood pretending to discover not a single member of the Golden Globes is black, and we wonder why women follow the likes of Chrissy Teigen for working mom and parenting advice. … Continue readingLMOE #171: Bill Gates, Pussy Magnate

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LMOE #169 – COVID, Heard Dumps, and NBA SJW

On this week’s episode, we dive into our own personal pandemic stories, I force Matt to take a test “NBA Social Justice Slogan or Top Selling Rap Album Name”, we project the fate of noted pedo-pimp Ghislaine Maxwell, we wonder where NFL team name changes may end up after full slippery sloping, dive into the fecal details of the Depp and Heard melee, and end on a happy note praising Sports Illustrated for putting a dude who wanted to be a woman in a bikini onto their Swimsuit edition, finally. Banana Hammocks for all my friends! … Continue readingLMOE #169 – COVID, Heard Dumps, and NBA SJW

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LMOE #168 – Amber Heard Lied, Kobe Died

On this week’s Last Men on Earth podcast, we dive into the hard landing of Kobe Bryant who Matt wished dead on tape two years ago, though he gets bonus points for calling Amber Heard a liar two years ago on wife abuse charges, we explore Harvey Weinstein’s micro-penis, tell you the truth about Meghan Markle’s master plan, wonder if two Latina (Latinx!) moms pole dancing at the Super Bowel really constitutes female empowerment, and expose the woke narcissism that is Joaquin Phoenix. … Continue readingLMOE #168 – Amber Heard Lied, Kobe Died

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LMOE #167 – The Internet Is For Porn

Now that Matt and I are shitting out content on a regular schedule, it’s time to consider your patronage of this blessed audio work. Where would the world be without the De Medici family-supporting Michelangelo? Or George Soros supporting transnational sex workers? The bare, naked, honest, and horrible truth needs benevolent patrons as well.

Support the Last Men on Earth podcast with your couch change, you glorious motherfucker.

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