Special guest Will Lupardus (@WilliamLupardus) joins us this week to talk about #BlackLivesMatter’s plan to disrupt the Twin Cities Marathon, Gigi Hadid’s amazing assets bringing her body shaming, and whether Fantasy Football is more masculine or more nerdy. Also, Lex laments the rise of narcissism amongst young people, Matt touches on copulation methods (and their qualified medical assistants) for people like legless lingerie model Kanya Sesser, and allegations by Azealia Banks that the LGBT lobby is just like the KKK, or something. And then all three guys discuss their “bottom five,” their lists of the worst people in the world!

Was Ahmed Mohamed unfairly targeted for his homemade clock, or was he just screwing with his Texas school and the media? Can celebrities ever just screw up without blaming a previously-undiagnosed condition? Will black actors ever stop talking about oppression? Is there anyone left in Hollywood who isn’t gay or bisexual? Lex Jurgen and Matt Ralston attack these pressing topics, plus Alyssa Milano’s breastfeeding Nazis, the #revolution of #ThighBrows, and the #NewFace of #SocialActivism: retweeting for the cause (and reward points for concert tickets and prizes and stuff)!

 

Lex and Matt are back after a week off, and today they’re joined by special guest and comedian Pete Giovine!  

Should journalists straight up ask people like Tom Hardy if they’re gay? Was Emily Ratajkowski’s topless music video her worst gig ever? Do you even know who she is without us telling you she was in Robin Thicke’s “Blurred Lines” video? This, plus a middle school dare gone criminally wrong, a fashion model with Down syndrome, a Floyd Mayweather retrospective, and a topless protest of a French Muslim conference on wife beating!

 

Were this year’s VMAs the worst ever, or is it just teen culture in general that’s awful? Is there a bias against women with fat asses, or is it just Nicki Minaj? We also discuss a pro wrestler’s murder charge, a herpes empowerment blog, Matt’s worst job, a literal, organized slut parade, and Caitlyn Jenner carrying the torch (not a euphemism).

It’s tough being a football fan what with all the raping and the beating on the part of the players. Plus now there’s not even the comfort of your Ashley Madison account or grown man surgically adjusted to look like young Justin Beiber to turn to. It’s even getting risky to fuck your high school teacher these days. What have we become? Let’s at least put Terence Howard in jail on TV if we can’t jail him in real life, and take all the booze off the USC campus to punish everyone for Steve Sarkisian’s imaginary problem.

Rue from the Hunger Games claims Kylie Jenner appropriates black culture, Lex & Matt claim the Duggar family appropriate cult culture, Donald Trump claims Mexicans appropriate our women & belongings, and Serena Williams appropriates masculinity while Caitlyn Jenner appropriates the Arthur Ashe courage award.