Pedophiles run Hollywood, luckily Ben Affleck found a fully grown nanny. Trump leads a clown race, Kylie Jenner ruins birthdays forever while Kiran Ghandi ruins

Continue readingLMOE #13 – Let It Bleed

A dentist kills a lion, drugs kill Bobbi Kristina Brown, a hooker kills a serial killer, the Cosby 35 shoot to kill, and there’s a

Continue readingLMOE #12 – Vigilante Hookers & The Cosby Justice League

Cosby’s exposed, Cruise may be exposed, Cait is overexposed, Ashley Madison users are exposed, 50 Cent exposed as broke, and God exposes himself to Russell

Continue readingLMOE #11 – If We’re Going To Have A Jesus

Rue from the Hunger Games claims Kylie Jenner appropriates black culture, Lex & Matt claim the Duggar family appropriate cult culture, Donald Trump claims Mexicans

Continue readingLMOE #10 – Will Serena Williams Protect Us From The Mexicans??

It’s a wacky, mixed-up world. Jason Pierre-Paul gets sidelined by a firework while George Takei does an end zone dance, De’Andre Jordan goes full Mayweather, Dukes

Continue readingLMOE #9 – Just Two Good Ol Boys

Will Larry Nance Jr. forgive Kobe Bryant? Will Paris Hilton forgive her Egyptian pranksters? Who gives a fuck, at least Donald Trump is still entertaining.

Obama deploys the N-Bomb, Belgians kill themselves and Miley Cyrus ruins life for all men. Matt argues against sports but in favor of an IQ-based age

Continue readingLMOE # 7 – N-Bombs, Suicide & Underage Tits

Miley’s gender fluidity is as believeable as Hillary’s Spotify playlist, Amy Schumer starts a waiter-based charity foundation and Lisa Lampanelli tells Lex & Matt she’s pissed Louis CK never masturbated

Continue readingLMOE #6 – Lisa Lampanelli

In a world that needs heroes, can’t Dr. Drew keep his mouth shut? Now all we have are the creepy Hatch Kids. Meanwhile Miley Cyrus is

Continue readingLMOE # 5 – Hatchlings & the Recently Gay